I want to be the guy that writes the messages on Taco Bell Hot Sauce Packets.
And the messages inside Dove Promises.
I want the job that Katherine Hepburn had in Desk Set. (though my memory is nowhere near as good as hers.
My pipe dream would be to be a concept designer for Imagineering.
I want to get paid to sit in front of a blank piece of paper and just brainstorm.
I’d like to write a bestselling novel and make a few million, and then retire to a beach and live out the rest of my days trying to write another.
I’d like to be a pop culture analyst and tell companies “I’m sorry – your product just isn’t cool” and have companies pay me to think up new names for cars.
Anyone hiring for any of those positions?