Avast!

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye scurvy dogs!

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head and orders a Dirty Rum. The bartender serves him the drink and says “what’s up with your head?”

The pirate says “aargh!!! thar be a Bounty on me head!!”

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3 responses to “Avast!

  1. arrgh ye makes me laugh.
    *giggles*

  2. A scurvy pirate walks into a bar with a one-eyes parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says “Where’d you get that?” The parrot says “Tortuga. There’s thousands of ’em!”

  3. Arrrr…ye deserve to walk the plank for that terrible joke!

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