Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye scurvy dogs!
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head and orders a Dirty Rum. The bartender serves him the drink and says “what’s up with your head?”
The pirate says “aargh!!! thar be a Bounty on me head!!”
arrgh ye makes me laugh.
*giggles*
A scurvy pirate walks into a bar with a one-eyes parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says “Where’d you get that?” The parrot says “Tortuga. There’s thousands of ‘em!”
Arrrr…ye deserve to walk the plank for that terrible joke!